3-Minute Vs. 3-Hour Vs. 3-Day Pizza • Tasty

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024
  • Celebrate the holidays with new Tasty Talent, Joe Sasto, as he shares 3 amazing pizza recipes for 3 different occasions.
    Follow Joe on Instagram: / chef.joe.sasto

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @luigz96
    @luigz96 5 лет назад +17081

    3 year pizza: "first we plant the wheat..."

    • @priyaalrachh4288
      @priyaalrachh4288 5 лет назад +278

      I laughed so hard 😂😂

    • @shashibhushanm3129
      @shashibhushanm3129 5 лет назад +45

      Lmao

    • @parimalsaparia1279
      @parimalsaparia1279 5 лет назад +44

      Really good one!...hahahahahahahaha

    • @rafaello5251
      @rafaello5251 5 лет назад +28

      top comment lol

    • @oliviabh.3989
      @oliviabh.3989 5 лет назад +273

      ...then you feed the grain to the cows and start a new crop. The cows, in turn, make cheese, and then the next harvest you grind it into flour. Set flour aside and make cheese by putting milk in a tub and letting it do it’s thing for a while. While the milk does it’s thing, it’s time to raise a tomato plant. When the milk is cheese and the tomato plant has tomatoes, you just make your pizza. And let me tell you, having tried the 3 year recipe, totally worth the effort :)

  • @qwiver2648
    @qwiver2648 5 лет назад +3896

    Chef: Makes 3 minute pizza
    Also chef: Just a couple of minutes on each side

    • @maxkruse7327
      @maxkruse7327 5 лет назад +40

      Offline the comment i searched for lol

    • @idkutellme-rp9qe
      @idkutellme-rp9qe 5 лет назад +2

      🤔🤨

    • @slimegamingyt8356
      @slimegamingyt8356 5 лет назад +20

      Offline this really be a bruh moment

    • @sophiesterren5374
      @sophiesterren5374 5 лет назад +6

      And the dough was already made

    • @graywa
      @graywa 5 лет назад +40

      @@sophiesterren5374 lol its store bought dough so of course it's already made

  • @tytendie6522
    @tytendie6522 4 года назад +5624

    30 minute pizza: “First we call domino’s...”

    • @Skittles1987
      @Skittles1987 4 года назад +200

      3 second pizza: Open up your pizza box with pizza inside

    • @muidmk
      @muidmk 4 года назад +92

      @@Skittles1987 3 millisecond pizza: first we eat that pizza

    • @ramensales3967
      @ramensales3967 4 года назад +64

      0.2 second pizza: open your eyes to pizza box with box open

    • @rectify2003
      @rectify2003 4 года назад +6

      Tyler Kendrick No, Pizza Hut 😀

    • @XYZZZ662
      @XYZZZ662 4 года назад +1

      Nah...

  • @PJXay
    @PJXay 4 года назад +2179

    1 year pizza: first we melt the steel for the oven

    • @NoodleErik
      @NoodleErik 3 года назад +32

      Bruh this one actually makes sense yet it only has 10 likes

    • @3opper416
      @3opper416 3 года назад +3

      Underadet

    • @jayalbert9849
      @jayalbert9849 3 года назад +21

      I’m gonna tell all my friends about this ..so u gonna get 2 more likes

    • @Scrubgt
      @Scrubgt 3 года назад +9

      Step 2 get the other materials for the oven

    • @Scrubgt
      @Scrubgt 3 года назад +8

      Step three make the oven

  • @ansh7358
    @ansh7358 5 лет назад +11904

    No need to tell that you are Italian, That Luigi moustache did the job.

  • @schoolstinksbutt3446
    @schoolstinksbutt3446 4 года назад +4564

    “Dad? When is dinner?”
    “3 days son. Three days...”

    • @heneedsummilk5553
      @heneedsummilk5553 4 года назад +45

      💀

    • @themethod18
      @themethod18 4 года назад +65

      😔 not again

    • @berthamcdurtha8554
      @berthamcdurtha8554 4 года назад +19

      Still best dad to took pizza 😄

    • @Akashiro_Geisuke
      @Akashiro_Geisuke 4 года назад +15

      R.I.P the child XD
      "FBI OPEN UP"
      His dad gets arrested

    • @godlymaster1259
      @godlymaster1259 3 года назад +31

      3 Days later: *ok, so now you take the food, and praise the lord for another week, then eat.*

  • @finger.
    @finger. 4 года назад +2613

    Me:mom when will the dinner be ready
    Mom: *3 days later*

    • @abdulnafay72
      @abdulnafay72 4 года назад +24

      underrated

    • @blaizewhitaker7345
      @blaizewhitaker7345 4 года назад +22

      Worth it

    • @Ruffneck101
      @Ruffneck101 4 года назад +10

      2 days later*. It only sits for 48 hours and then you cook. Not sure why they tried to say it was 3 days.

    • @tserr3882
      @tserr3882 4 года назад +2

      You should always have time for moms food lol

    • @FrankStax
      @FrankStax 4 года назад +2

      Only 4 slices

  • @lalegende2746
    @lalegende2746 4 года назад +165

    I made the 3 hour pizza today, it was INCREDIBLE. I also broiled the top of the pizza for about 5 minutes after the 15 min baking time, because it took a bit longer for my cheese to brown. If you want a quality pizza that doesn’t take too long, 3 hours is TOTALLY worth it.

    • @ridafatima03
      @ridafatima03 2 года назад +8

      Measurements of ingredients please

    • @AfghanLiberator72
      @AfghanLiberator72 Год назад +2

      Bro I made one of those and it was good 3 hours of my life well spent 😊😊😊

    • @AfghanLiberator72
      @AfghanLiberator72 Год назад

      @@ridafatima03 you have to guesstimate

  • @emperorpalpatine3125
    @emperorpalpatine3125 4 года назад +12167

    3000 year pizza: "First we create Italy..."

    • @propfoce7941
      @propfoce7941 4 года назад +608

      4000 year pizza: "First the rise of the Roman Empire..."

    • @datcr4zyazn851
      @datcr4zyazn851 4 года назад +487

      5000 year pizza: “First we create Europe....”

    • @marvelmcu9748
      @marvelmcu9748 4 года назад +450

      @@datcr4zyazn851 1 milion year pizza fist we discover the fire

    • @swiitchy4882
      @swiitchy4882 4 года назад +416

      4 billion year pizza: "First we discover earth"

    • @mignuscarlsen5613
      @mignuscarlsen5613 4 года назад +51

      Heirloom Films * republic not empire empire was way later

  • @lilveza8505
    @lilveza8505 4 года назад +3173

    3 second pizza: "...Then peel the plastic off the lunchable"

  • @HeyYouYouAreFinallyAwake
    @HeyYouYouAreFinallyAwake 4 года назад +5324

    25 year old pizza: "first we wait for the pizza chef to grow up..."

  • @Daniellopez-ew9sf
    @Daniellopez-ew9sf 3 года назад +620

    “3 hours is all you need “ it takes me 3 hours to pick what I want to eat

  • @Aditya-bp3uc
    @Aditya-bp3uc 4 года назад +4636

    So this is what Super Mario does when he’s not saving the princess.

    • @zerobeats538
      @zerobeats538 4 года назад +21

      Sevdelina Spasova oof

    • @monkegaming169
      @monkegaming169 4 года назад +10

      Sevdelina Spasova hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahha

    • @thesportscurb5964
      @thesportscurb5964 4 года назад +7

      lol jk DUDE THATS NOT COOL

    • @313A9
      @313A9 4 года назад +26

      Plot twist: *he is the pizza*

    • @thepotato316
      @thepotato316 4 года назад +4

      YeetMaGeet XD

  • @totallynotpeace6733
    @totallynotpeace6733 4 года назад +2745

    I'm sure that even the moustache knows how to make a pizza.

  • @danielaregay7127
    @danielaregay7127 5 лет назад +1420

    Who else is watching knowing that they won't do this at home?

    • @PoppyCorn144
      @PoppyCorn144 5 лет назад +14

      Everybody. Literally everybody.
      Caveat - unless they’re a RUclipsr then they’re going do this to get dem “tried it” views.

    • @davidurdahl6656
      @davidurdahl6656 5 лет назад +1

      Thin NY style on a stone in our apartment grill. Because, it get hotter than my oven. Dough ferments for 3-5 days.

    • @TL-uj3ss
      @TL-uj3ss 5 лет назад

      PoppyCorn144 I’m gonna do um, this one. Oh wait, it’s non existent

    • @jolieeilish1602
      @jolieeilish1602 5 лет назад

      Daniel Aregay my mom is vegan so we only eat broccoli...🤣🤣🤣

    • @chonkv.245
      @chonkv.245 5 лет назад

      Not me
      Day 3 pizza hello

  • @HannahhRBX
    @HannahhRBX 4 года назад +253

    3 year pizza: ‘first we gotta apply for Italian citizenship..’

  • @reillyverdine3553
    @reillyverdine3553 5 лет назад +817

    Is no one going to point out that this is cannibalism? He's part pizza

  • @kaicheng6471
    @kaicheng6471 5 лет назад +1901

    So the comment section has decided that he looks like Mario, Luigi, Wario and Waluigi at the same time, epic

    • @graphic9876
      @graphic9876 5 лет назад +5

      LMAO

    • @ardonitron2871
      @ardonitron2871 5 лет назад +9

      well, mario and luigi looks like wario and walugi so yes

    • @bl6973
      @bl6973 5 лет назад +8

      Jack. *hmm yes, this Luigi is made of green mario*

    • @justarandomguy.6365
      @justarandomguy.6365 5 лет назад +1

      and doctor robotnik but with hair

    • @wailoonghiew1466
      @wailoonghiew1466 5 лет назад

      I was actually thinking he looks like a mafia boss

  • @Haru-ek3up
    @Haru-ek3up 5 лет назад +2067

    Put a little olive ol
    This guy: *drown the pizza dough*
    Gordon Ramsay: *finally, a worthy opponent*

  • @laszlolorenzi979
    @laszlolorenzi979 3 года назад +198

    Successful adults: makes quality pizza with time
    Broke College students: sliced bread and tomato sauce

    • @SunnyMcvin
      @SunnyMcvin 3 года назад +3

      Underrated

    • @gliderman9302
      @gliderman9302 3 года назад +7

      I eat bread with tomato sauce when I wanna eat pizza quickly but I’m not broke I’m just too lazy

    • @gliderman9302
      @gliderman9302 3 года назад +1

      I eat bread with tomato sauce when I wanna eat pizza quickly but I’m not broke I’m just too lazy

    • @cherish_xo
      @cherish_xo 3 года назад

      I literally just finished eating this 3 minutes ago 😭

  • @Scareard
    @Scareard 5 лет назад +3291

    this guy defo drinks oil with his pizza.

    • @madeyouhungry429
      @madeyouhungry429 5 лет назад +4

      Dying!!!

    • @Cat-meow-Cat
      @Cat-meow-Cat 5 лет назад +2

      Loool

    • @asmaa9787
      @asmaa9787 5 лет назад +18

      Too much oil I don't like it

    • @elimsyldog4858
      @elimsyldog4858 5 лет назад +27

      - Ads a bit of oil before every step.

    • @tedlovejesus
      @tedlovejesus 5 лет назад +19

      Beliv me, oil is your best cooking companion
      ESP you want a crunchy bite

  • @rockandrollbit
    @rockandrollbit 5 лет назад +6110

    “I’m gonna show you how to make 3 minute pizza”
    * cooks each side of crust for 2 minutes each

    • @Indibluu
      @Indibluu 5 лет назад +236

      and after its done he said "and this is pizza in 30 minutes.." ? WTH?

    • @naveencooray7113
      @naveencooray7113 5 лет назад +59

      I love how contradictory that time is

    • @lukas.prochazka
      @lukas.prochazka 5 лет назад +136

      Italians are notoriously bad at telling time.

    • @GreenSkyOrca
      @GreenSkyOrca 5 лет назад +40

      @@Indibluu The way he says 3 sounds like 30.. Or the way he says 30 sounds like 3.. At this point I don't know anymore hahaha

    • @Basheerrko
      @Basheerrko 5 лет назад +10

      @Future Senator Karl Pilkington za warudo.

  • @ye-sc2bz
    @ye-sc2bz 4 года назад +2202

    30 month pizza : first we wait till the pandemic ends

  • @JL-th8iy
    @JL-th8iy 3 года назад +67

    3 minute pizza: ‘a couple of minutes on each side’

    • @sp0wokyreaper676
      @sp0wokyreaper676 3 года назад +2

      I was about to comment the same thing lmao

  • @littlebirdy3279
    @littlebirdy3279 5 лет назад +1674

    Three minute pizza: "Just a few minutes on each side..."

  • @ioslugs
    @ioslugs 5 лет назад +2836

    *_he looks like Mario but without the hat_*

  • @awesomeirlable
    @awesomeirlable 5 лет назад +1195

    It’s amazing that they were able to afford to have Waluigi participate in this video

    • @mugensamurai
      @mugensamurai 5 лет назад +8

      LMAO!

    • @marimc9823
      @marimc9823 5 лет назад +8

      He just need the hat

    • @groerpeter241
      @groerpeter241 5 лет назад +19

      Not even smash can afford him

    • @sinaimuse6562
      @sinaimuse6562 5 лет назад

      You ignorant LOLOLOL I'm dying!!

    • @niyahpia
      @niyahpia 5 лет назад +1

      @@mugensamurai is that you in your pfp? Omg😍😍😍

  • @idk1780
    @idk1780 4 года назад +248

    This man Litterally wore the same clothes for 3 days

    • @iq_bloom7101
      @iq_bloom7101 3 года назад +4

      Frr💀

    • @HaruHikaHaruHika
      @HaruHikaHaruHika 3 года назад +28

      Italians take their pizza very seriously 😔

    • @dr.zamanritu9033
      @dr.zamanritu9033 3 года назад +11

      Oh god, the dedication❤️🙏🔥

    • @boomboom5260
      @boomboom5260 3 года назад +18

      He probably had the dough ready for the video

    • @marvin2678
      @marvin2678 3 года назад +7

      You change your clothes every day ?

  • @account1975
    @account1975 4 года назад +1346

    3 second pizza: “so you’re gonna want to unbox your Pizza Hut

  • @John-X
    @John-X 4 года назад +1021

    His mouth says "Hi I'm Joe Sasto"
    But his mustache says
    "It's a me, Mario!"

    • @sundusriaz1084
      @sundusriaz1084 4 года назад +9

      😂😂

    • @Cpv-dx3wu
      @Cpv-dx3wu 4 года назад +4

      Hahaha!!! Almost my same thought...almost
      My mind said Luiggi 😂

    • @Maan514
      @Maan514 4 года назад +1

      adrianrulez06 ?

    • @Maan514
      @Maan514 4 года назад +3

      The moustache never lies

    • @lawinrollevi2776
      @lawinrollevi2776 4 года назад

      yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeh

  • @telurik9183
    @telurik9183 5 лет назад +569

    Me: looks at video
    Him: I’m Italian
    Me: see’s mustache
    Me: of course you are

    • @antaridae
      @antaridae 5 лет назад +5

      Telurik actually he is not

    • @Tobi-wt2kc
      @Tobi-wt2kc 5 лет назад +1

      I literally said that

    • @Reymii
      @Reymii 5 лет назад

      First_Levi how do you know that

  • @claryfray4434
    @claryfray4434 3 года назад +64

    Chef : "pizza is in my DNA"
    Me: we must be long lost siblings than 😂

  • @chunkymilk1288
    @chunkymilk1288 4 года назад +1767

    This guy practically deep fries his food when “lightly oiling”

    • @jahcarmen251
      @jahcarmen251 4 года назад +8

      Lmaoo, read my mind

    • @eyadomar4668
      @eyadomar4668 3 года назад +22

      Gordon ramsey?

    • @chunkymilk1288
      @chunkymilk1288 3 года назад +11

      @@eyadomar4668 *oliveoil*

    • @0nkelfarmor
      @0nkelfarmor 3 года назад +8

      What'd you expect? He's Italian xD

    • @Dr4g0n247
      @Dr4g0n247 3 года назад +7

      "We just add a little bit of oliveoil"

  • @loojacky2641
    @loojacky2641 5 лет назад +266

    Luigi:"Good Italian Red Wine..."
    *RIE WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

  • @Fleurtjeeeeeee
    @Fleurtjeeeeeee 4 года назад +1362

    3 billion year pizza: first we wait for the bacteria to evolve

    • @muidmk
      @muidmk 4 года назад +26

      Next we need some intelligent life

    • @muhammaddaniyalsaeed8794
      @muhammaddaniyalsaeed8794 4 года назад +2

      @@muidmk haha nice comment

    • @muidmk
      @muidmk 4 года назад +2

      @@muhammaddaniyalsaeed8794 thx

    • @AllusiveArc
      @AllusiveArc 4 года назад +1

      Next: we prepared for the bacteria 🦠

    • @clive...
      @clive... 4 года назад +1

      Plauge inc?

  • @llawliet9753
    @llawliet9753 4 года назад +66

    3000 year pizza: "First, we wait for Romulus to found Rome"

  • @legelanpasalan4568
    @legelanpasalan4568 5 лет назад +657

    Chef: and now we’re gonna add a little oil
    Dumps a gallon of oil on pan

    • @ghgh2601
      @ghgh2601 5 лет назад +21

      It’s like the 2 shots of vodka vine

    • @farouksadek388
      @farouksadek388 5 лет назад +1

      He deep fried that first pizza

    • @omarhashiem1132
      @omarhashiem1132 5 лет назад

      reminds me of Gorden Ramsey's home cooking
      a little amount of sugar is half a 2 pound gar

  • @maried6016
    @maried6016 4 года назад +198

    8:21 ' making pizza is easy. you just let the mixer do all the work '
    *cries in no mixer*

    • @mahadi_kun4902
      @mahadi_kun4902 4 года назад +5

      @ZOAD TAUFIQUR don't have to be rude

    • @eyadomar4668
      @eyadomar4668 4 года назад +3

      @ZOAD TAUFIQUR nobody asked for your opinion

    • @gusiontheholyblade7455
      @gusiontheholyblade7455 3 года назад +1

      @ZOAD TAUFIQUR YOU USED YOUR bass to make a pizza no o b

    • @vimto3071
      @vimto3071 3 года назад +6

      These replies not understanding it's a reference to a youtuber and taking it seriously 😂

    • @hharveeyyy
      @hharveeyyy 3 года назад +1

      @@vimto3071 ikr lmfao

  • @stainew2407
    @stainew2407 5 лет назад +33

    0:40 I respect this guy. He's one of the only chefs I've ever seen who doesn't diss store-bought products and understands that people some people don't have enough time to make their own food

  • @UniversalParadox1
    @UniversalParadox1 4 года назад +34

    13 billion year pizza: "First we form the universe"

  • @the_coalheart
    @the_coalheart 4 года назад +773

    3 minute pizza: "I'll cook it 2 minutes per side"

    • @DuperMate
      @DuperMate 4 года назад +29

      It's supposed to be done in 3 minutes (the entire pizza). That's what he means.

    • @amaanhussain9867
      @amaanhussain9867 4 года назад +3

      ThAtS iLlEgAl

    • @DeTalented
      @DeTalented 4 года назад +3

      hol- up

    • @incogneeto2812
      @incogneeto2812 4 года назад

      That 3 minute pizza takes 30 minutes minimum.

  • @kingjestari2711
    @kingjestari2711 5 лет назад +323

    "Pizza is in my dna."
    And his blood is tomato sauce

  • @nikolineub9795
    @nikolineub9795 4 года назад +620

    “I dont want to add any more flour”
    ‘3 days later’
    “I like to add a little bit of flour”

    • @ManeIndian
      @ManeIndian 4 года назад +1

      😆😆😆

    • @ChefJoeSasto
      @ChefJoeSasto 4 года назад +22

      A lot can happen in three days

    • @vijaypatil3276
      @vijaypatil3276 4 года назад

      Hearing him say that as I was the comment 🤣

    • @vijaypatil3276
      @vijaypatil3276 4 года назад

      @@ChefJoeSasto Hey Joe

    • @slipknotatheart
      @slipknotatheart 3 года назад +1

      That was AFTER the gluten was formed. So the flour doesn't actually get mixed in to the dough, and is only used to stretch it on the surface. It's ok, mere mortals like you wouldn't understand. *Pats head*

  • @dikshanshsood996
    @dikshanshsood996 3 года назад +17

    3 minute pizza
    Also him: Couple minutes on each side.

  • @juho1675
    @juho1675 5 лет назад +162

    I like how he actually explains why you do something and what the ingredients do instead of just showing how to make it

  • @nusrathoque4502
    @nusrathoque4502 5 лет назад +62

    *3 YEAR PIZZA* We first start by growing our wheat, tomato and herbs.

    • @Abedabedab3d
      @Abedabedab3d 5 лет назад +1

      Nusrat Hoque 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hennytakeover
      @hennytakeover 5 лет назад +1

      Nusrat Hoque 😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾

  • @gam4616
    @gam4616 4 года назад +2509

    300 million year pizza: “First we wait for Pangea to split...”

  • @krxptek6750
    @krxptek6750 4 года назад +40

    4.5 Billion Year Pizza: "first we wait for the earth to form up"

  • @mugensamurai
    @mugensamurai 5 лет назад +2256

    Not bad Tasty. You're getting people who actually know what they're doing here.

    • @linaa2117
      @linaa2117 5 лет назад +72

      I like it when alvin did it but I don't mind them getting other people

    • @maisie9851
      @maisie9851 5 лет назад +58

      *even tho tasty has really good chefs*

    • @chunkybacon5724
      @chunkybacon5724 5 лет назад +14

      That mushtash tells me he knows how to make a damn fine pizza

    • @sergiofasano92
      @sergiofasano92 5 лет назад +80

      You kidding right? I am Italian, born and raised in Italy and will even die in Italy..... you guys have no idea whatsoever of what pizza is....this dude is nowhere near being Italian....not a single process/ ingredient made in the right way.... oh grandma please forgive them...they don’t know what they’re doing...mamma mia che schifo.....

    • @sebastiandiezvillarroel5136
      @sebastiandiezvillarroel5136 5 лет назад +105

      @@sergiofasano92 Dude calm down 😂
      You're talking as if he commited a sin lol

  • @nityaprabhandam5239
    @nityaprabhandam5239 5 лет назад +629

    "We're gonna add a little bit of oil"
    Proceeds to empty the oil in the entire Middle East into the pan

    • @niveyoga3242
      @niveyoga3242 5 лет назад +2

      It's oil and water mixture ^^

    • @stump182
      @stump182 5 лет назад +2

      Better send the troops back down there for more oil!

    • @tonyhollerz6958
      @tonyhollerz6958 5 лет назад

      nitya prabhandam He can’t cook.

    • @ksasidhar2980
      @ksasidhar2980 5 лет назад

      My god this comment is so Funny

  • @shirafune
    @shirafune 4 года назад +2680

    "I'm Italian"
    **proceeds to cook pizza in a frying pan**

    • @shirafune
      @shirafune 4 года назад +11

      @bigchinlin ! ik

    • @zacharyeldred4223
      @zacharyeldred4223 4 года назад +47

      And cuts pizza with scissors

    • @FabianSerlik
      @FabianSerlik 4 года назад +146

      Actually that could be Pizza Fritta.
      And also pizza is cut with scissors here in Italy

    • @underthecosh9607
      @underthecosh9607 4 года назад +39

      Zachary Eldred it’s cut with scissors in italy

    • @idkidk12782
      @idkidk12782 4 года назад +1

      @@FabianSerlik ma dove?

  • @JuanPerez-oc8lg
    @JuanPerez-oc8lg 3 года назад +85

    This man used more olive oil in 3 days than I've used in my entire life!

    • @stye_
      @stye_ 3 года назад +4

      ikr, why did he put oil on the table just to cut the dough into 2? he could've used the pan

  • @Extraordinary-oj6yn
    @Extraordinary-oj6yn 4 года назад +255

    I love how he didn't even change his shirt on the 3-day pizza to keep the video clean

    • @ashleyortiz2905
      @ashleyortiz2905 3 года назад +5

      💀😭

    • @nathannendza378
      @nathannendza378 3 года назад +34

      My theory is that they had the fermented dough ready so they didn’t have to come back later

    • @davidradosz2911
      @davidradosz2911 3 года назад +13

      they would have prepped it all before ie the dough, meat etc. They would have shot this in one day with the ingredients already been sitting for 3 days

    • @oishibaking
      @oishibaking 3 года назад +4

      @@nathannendza378 but they got a different stand mixer :0

  • @ZurdoFTW
    @ZurdoFTW 5 лет назад +1203

    3 Decades Pizza: "First we need to find a possible mother for our son, after that we will teach him after he born how to be a farmer."

    • @wolfboi7104
      @wolfboi7104 5 лет назад +2

      XDDXDDDDDDDDDZDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDXXXXXDDDDĎDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDXDXDDDXDXDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXD

    • @wolfboi7104
      @wolfboi7104 5 лет назад

      DX

    • @maliksharjeelkhan1478
      @maliksharjeelkhan1478 4 года назад +21

      first we need to find you a better english teacher.

    • @muidmk
      @muidmk 4 года назад +6

      then we need you to actually learn English

    • @muidmk
      @muidmk 4 года назад +5

      If that doesn't work, get off the internet.

  • @maetheunicorn81
    @maetheunicorn81 5 лет назад +577

    GUYS he's not Mario OR Luigi. see his shirt?
    *WALUIGI*

  • @BabylonGames798
    @BabylonGames798 4 года назад +45

    "I'll take a... joke with an absurd amount of time for the food"
    "How original"
    "With uhh... growing our ingredients, or creating the country"
    "Daring today, aren't we?"

  • @xxpeterpineapple34xx88
    @xxpeterpineapple34xx88 4 года назад +414

    How to make a 3 generation pizza:
    Step 1: Wait for the chef's grandparents to be born

    • @mykeljones8495
      @mykeljones8495 4 года назад +8

      Wait what his grandparents are grandparents lol how can they be born again

    • @adlsff
      @adlsff 4 года назад +1

      @@mykeljones8495 hahahha lol

    • @MateoIdk
      @MateoIdk 3 года назад +2

      How can their grandparents be born again

    • @medmac2112
      @medmac2112 3 года назад +1

      @@mykeljones8495 I think they mean to make a 3 generation pizza, the chef's grandparents have to be born first, then eventually getting back to the chef.

  • @JMMusic-ek2xy
    @JMMusic-ek2xy 5 лет назад +113

    3:00 minute pizza:
    “a couple minutes on each side”

    • @kiptepetuk
      @kiptepetuk 5 лет назад

      Store brought dough to reduce time

  • @kquirim4541
    @kquirim4541 5 лет назад +516

    He is the Italian Gordon Ramsay. “Too much oil doesn’t exist”

    • @TurtleParadise
      @TurtleParadise 5 лет назад +5

      To understand whether Gordon Ramsay really likes his food flooded with oil, you may like to revisit Kitchen Nightmares.
      👉🏼 ruclips.net/video/RUC5c8ItLKg/видео.html

    • @tanim.3578
      @tanim.3578 5 лет назад

      GREASY-

    • @asanctum
      @asanctum 5 лет назад +1

      he's not that Italian

    • @kyriakos_mixalopoulos
      @kyriakos_mixalopoulos 5 лет назад

      America has invaded this comment

  • @nupurthecutegirl3281
    @nupurthecutegirl3281 4 года назад +27

    100 years pizza: first we will invent microwave/oven

  • @bluebuury
    @bluebuury 4 года назад +303

    how much olive oil?
    Joe: yes.

    • @hendrikwiekenberg
      @hendrikwiekenberg 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @revenant3678
      @revenant3678 4 года назад

      Oliv vol

    • @fuckinwit930
      @fuckinwit930 4 года назад

      Tubby Cat vil oloi

    • @ratkingthethird
      @ratkingthethird 4 года назад

      You mean oLiVe OiL
      You came here Okay
      Your looking at the comments while the video is playing or you finished the video
      BYEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @eyadomar4668
      @eyadomar4668 3 года назад

      G o r d o n r a m s e y

  • @shawarmalover73
    @shawarmalover73 5 лет назад +641

    "i'm italian"
    you don't say, olive oil obsessed luigi

    • @Jeffees
      @Jeffees 5 лет назад +1

      such insight

    • @SonOfJ
      @SonOfJ 4 года назад +15

      Well I wouldn't say it. Because he's about as Italian as my German grandma.

    • @cgd07
      @cgd07 4 года назад +5

      @@SonOfJ ur grandma has luigi moustache?

    • @SonOfJ
      @SonOfJ 4 года назад +1

      @@cgd07 yes of course!

    • @智源陳
      @智源陳 4 года назад +2

      For 45 billion years pizza first we need to generate Earth

  • @aristotlecruz2021
    @aristotlecruz2021 5 лет назад +497

    I like that he hasn't chenged his clothes in e days

  • @Jpp-kh1qn
    @Jpp-kh1qn 4 года назад +5

    R.I.P to that one drop of wine at 12:15

  • @alexandreruda8405
    @alexandreruda8405 5 лет назад +292

    *puts oil on his hands*
    " You have oil on your hands, good for you. Moisturize, italian way"
    My dude 😂

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 5 лет назад +5

      Greeks and Romans actually did use olive oil for that.

    • @deejayslowmotion6428
      @deejayslowmotion6428 5 лет назад +4

      This is how he moisturizes his chick down there 😉

    • @bendybendy7656
      @bendybendy7656 5 лет назад +3

      Italians use olive oil to Masturbate

    • @spoon2208
      @spoon2208 5 лет назад +1

      Ur dude - also joe mamma

  • @sruthis541
    @sruthis541 5 лет назад +310

    this reminds me of the 3 levels of chefs- amateur, homecook, and expert- video

  • @igorkremer
    @igorkremer 4 года назад +753

    3 MONTH PIZZA: *first i will grow myself a moustache so i look like an italian maffia boss*

    • @ravin6771
      @ravin6771 4 года назад +1

      @GenericGamer no.227 is it really tho?

    • @ikrammaimane2336
      @ikrammaimane2336 4 года назад

      Hahahahhaa Lmao

    • @ravin6771
      @ravin6771 4 года назад

      @GenericGamer no.227 sarcastically original?🤔🤔🤔

    • @ravin6771
      @ravin6771 4 года назад

      @GenericGamer no.227 okay...
      😒😒

    • @seraphqtie8968
      @seraphqtie8968 4 года назад

      I know an Italian mafia boss without a mustache

  • @keiththomas3141
    @keiththomas3141 2 года назад +1

    It's truly amazing how pizza has caught on and become so popular. Growing up in the 50's where I did we didn't have pizza. I didn't have pizza for the first time until I was in high school. The pizza back then was much plainer.

  • @lookitsj-hopeandsprite4945
    @lookitsj-hopeandsprite4945 5 лет назад +491

    Tasty: how much oil do you need to make pizza
    Pizza guy: YES

  • @koreyflipz593
    @koreyflipz593 5 лет назад +1384

    Me: mom when will the pizza be done
    Mom: in 3 days
    Me:😒

    • @Sam-gf4up
      @Sam-gf4up 4 года назад +6

      Korey flipz I died when I read this 😂😂

    • @muidmk
      @muidmk 4 года назад +3

      Disappointed noises intensifies

    • @spiderpig1421
      @spiderpig1421 4 года назад

      I want to like but there’s a perfect 500 likes...

    • @muidmk
      @muidmk 4 года назад +1

      @@spiderpig1421 now u can like

    • @spiderpig1421
      @spiderpig1421 4 года назад

      Muid Mumtaz lmao my heart

  • @michelealbanese3647
    @michelealbanese3647 5 лет назад +547

    Chef :
    starts poking pizza with a fork:
    Italian:
    Left the chat

    • @fynnhensel2397
      @fynnhensel2397 5 лет назад +18

      Chef:
      starts putting sausage on pizza
      Italian:
      Left the chat

    • @SvartGast
      @SvartGast 5 лет назад +57

      @@fynnhensel2397 We actually put (Italian) sausage on pizza. Like in salsiccia e patate (sausage and baked potatoes).

    • @sergiofasano92
      @sergiofasano92 5 лет назад +19

      Italian here... I never entered the chat.......

    • @sergiofasano92
      @sergiofasano92 5 лет назад +1

      Simone Gastaldon Simone ma che schifezze fa sto chef?

    • @lorisbrussato7131
      @lorisbrussato7131 5 лет назад +1

      Joe Fasano la prime pizza non mi piace

  • @rafzan
    @rafzan 3 года назад +6

    At first he was like "3 minute pizza!"
    And then he was like "a couple minutes each side"

  • @Kakarot12733
    @Kakarot12733 5 лет назад +397

    I think gordon ramsay
    Will like him because he uses a lot of olive oil

    • @raymeth
      @raymeth 5 лет назад +13

      But no LAMB SAUCE

    • @Kakarot12733
      @Kakarot12733 5 лет назад

      @@raymeth yup

    • @lorisbrussato7131
      @lorisbrussato7131 5 лет назад +4

      He has olive oil in his veins

    • @cyruspogi4392
      @cyruspogi4392 5 лет назад +1

      Gordon Ramsay :good oil NOT ENOFF FOCKING SALT YOU DONKEYY

    • @navneethgopal1211
      @navneethgopal1211 5 лет назад +1

      A *touch* of olive oil.
      *pours the entire bottle*

  • @lorenzocasata6375
    @lorenzocasata6375 5 лет назад +1115

    This guy: "I'm italian"
    *litterally flattens pizza with rolling pin, cooks it in a pan basically frying it*
    Every italian watching for the first minute : MARCELLO, HOW YOU COOKING THE PIZZA?!

    • @SolomonRaz
      @SolomonRaz 5 лет назад +68

      Every Italian watching lost peace with the world forever.

    • @lucidlattes
      @lucidlattes 5 лет назад +40

      Lorenzo C just looking at him I could tell he wasn’t Italian and this video killed me

    • @anyajackson2204
      @anyajackson2204 5 лет назад +51

      @@lucidlattes why are we gatekeeping ancestry...? he probably just has a more dominant side in his genetics. Like, I'm Italian-Irish, but I look waaay more Italian than irish

    • @sals3379
      @sals3379 5 лет назад +17

      I heard your Italian accent and hand gestures with that comment 😂

    • @lucidlattes
      @lucidlattes 5 лет назад +10

      Anya Jackson I didn’t mean to be offensive I’ve just been really tired and felt like shit all day so it’s one of those days where every little detail pisses you off and I ment certain parts like the store bought pizza dough (obviously better homemade) and when he only put Parmesan cheese on one pizza. I’ll delete he comment so it doesn’t bother anyone else gets offended and possibly finds my location and kills me

  • @gummy3584
    @gummy3584 4 года назад +793

    300 year pizza: "First we wait for Europe to discover America to get tomatoes..."

    • @cloerosa9414
      @cloerosa9414 4 года назад +18

      Tristan Fong i honestly did not know tomatoes come from America.

    • @dogsteve
      @dogsteve 4 года назад +43

      300 trillion year pizza: First we wait for a suitable universe to form in order for a planet to emerge that we can plant wheat on..."

    • @riri-ku6xk
      @riri-ku6xk 4 года назад +1

      @@cloerosa9414 you know like American tomatoes?..

    • @wwefanilovewwe4487
      @wwefanilovewwe4487 4 года назад

      Crezy boy

    • @ebica9699
      @ebica9699 4 года назад +2

      Pizza Bianca anyone?

  • @irohnman2702
    @irohnman2702 4 года назад +9

    30 min pizza: "One pepperoni pizza from Domino's"

  • @richm23k
    @richm23k 5 лет назад +1819

    3 million year pizza:
    *Okay so we start by growing the bacteria for our flour...*
    Holy crap thanks for likes 😁❤️

  • @vincentzhou824
    @vincentzhou824 5 лет назад +492

    His mustache is more Italian than his pizza's.
    He's about to jump down a pipe.

    • @splenden2235
      @splenden2235 5 лет назад +5

      Vincent Zhou and about to kill an oversized turtle

    • @Rqket
      @Rqket 5 лет назад +3

      Maybe even eat a red mushroom that makes him taller.

    • @cadecadecadecadecadecade
      @cadecadecadecadecadecade 5 лет назад +1

      @@Rqket or maybe a green one that gives him an extra life

    • @Rqket
      @Rqket 5 лет назад +1

      @@cadecadecadecadecadecade Or maybe a little mushroom that makes him shorter.

  • @Epixle
    @Epixle 5 лет назад +232

    30 minute pizza:
    "Hello, is this Pizza Hut?"

  • @Businessman_Justin
    @Businessman_Justin 3 года назад +3

    One of my favorite Tasty videos honestly!

  • @MisterDemonTC
    @MisterDemonTC 5 лет назад +401

    "A little bit of"
    >pours in half the bottle

  • @nikkitorres5601
    @nikkitorres5601 4 года назад +517

    “Alright it’s been 24 hours.”
    Me: “but you’re wearing the same shirt?”

    • @Mavieestca
      @Mavieestca 4 года назад +77

      Dude maybe had dough ready from the day before, that way they save money and time in the process of recording all the show.

    • @Jayy-Paus
      @Jayy-Paus 4 года назад +59

      He stayed there for 24 hours

    • @fridazz1
      @fridazz1 4 года назад +56

      He did the 24 hour challenge in the kitchen

    • @PromoCraft-rz3vz
      @PromoCraft-rz3vz 4 года назад +15

      @AlexRC That’s how professionals work.

    • @SantiagoHidalgo-ow9wb
      @SantiagoHidalgo-ow9wb 4 года назад +34

      He just stared quietly at the pizza for 24 hours

  • @anonymouslt3618
    @anonymouslt3618 4 года назад +510

    Joe : *makes a 3 day pizza*
    Gordon Ramsay: This is raw!

    • @BobbySyGo
      @BobbySyGo 4 года назад +11

      That's because snooty ass Gordon Ramsay has never heard of a medium rare pizza... And I thought he was experienced.

    • @hoopist6076
      @hoopist6076 4 года назад +3

      who's joe 👽

    • @G_m0ney
      @G_m0ney 4 года назад

      I read that as “this is awesome” cuz raw is slang for good ya feel?

    • @harleyrose5931
      @harleyrose5931 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @sukritiverma439
      @sukritiverma439 4 года назад

      🤣

  • @rezajustreza3476
    @rezajustreza3476 3 года назад +2

    I SERIOUSLY LOVE THIS CHANNEL

  • @raspysock
    @raspysock 4 года назад +215

    "let's imagine you have a little more time on ur hands"
    oh boy you have no clue what's gonna happen yet do you

    • @ndzd07
      @ndzd07 4 года назад +1

      School is starting again rip

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +18

    Next Video: $3 Pizza vs. $30 Pizza vs. $300 Pizza

  • @rubyiq7752
    @rubyiq7752 5 лет назад +1523

    Son: when is dinner ready
    Mom: just 3 more days honey
    Edit: Thx for all the likes never got this many

  • @EvilDenial
    @EvilDenial 3 года назад +9

    Finishes the 3 minute pizza
    Joe: If you have a little more time there’s a 3 HOUR Pizza

  • @moodman6502
    @moodman6502 4 года назад +523

    20 billion year pizza:
    “So first we wait for the Big Bang”

    • @wiijohn2
      @wiijohn2 4 года назад +3

      How do you wait if time hasn't come into existence yet?

    • @putthemoneyinthebag7931
      @putthemoneyinthebag7931 4 года назад +6

      nah it'll be undercooked my man 30 BILLION YEAR pizza that'll make the base nice and crispy which means you have another eternity to set up the toppings

    • @nahitzsteph5896
      @nahitzsteph5896 4 года назад +3

      Should’ve said 30 billion years with all these 3 going in

    • @tomatojam4362
      @tomatojam4362 4 года назад

      see more butts good point🤣

    • @sancharinikar571
      @sancharinikar571 4 года назад

      14 million :3

  • @pollon4277
    @pollon4277 4 года назад +575

    "so whats your favorite drink?"
    Italians:
    *olive.Oil.*

    • @lemondigit7309
      @lemondigit7309 4 года назад +9

      I once drank olive oil
      I disliked it
      What do you expect

    • @pollon4277
      @pollon4277 4 года назад

      @@lemondigit7309 mate- take a joke

    • @lemondigit7309
      @lemondigit7309 4 года назад +2

      @@pollon4277 ik smh

    • @pollon4277
      @pollon4277 4 года назад

      @@lemondigit7309 then why are u acting like a smartass ❤️

    • @pollon4277
      @pollon4277 4 года назад

      @UCmdUnjQiW6zt3lyfRn-SeVQ yes luv I can speak two ❤️

  • @Karadok91
    @Karadok91 5 лет назад +772

    No italian ever: "lets take our pizza dough and fry it in oil"

    • @NinoMr12
      @NinoMr12 5 лет назад +54

      ruclips.net/video/UUz9S7Btb6o/видео.html Get your facts straight if you wanna act tough

    • @bakubro6004
      @bakubro6004 5 лет назад +15

      Nino Jakic oh shit 😂

    • @angusfigra3499
      @angusfigra3499 5 лет назад +44

      @@NinoMr12 that's not a pizza, that's a calzone. pizza has never been fried dude

    • @aidenyoon4692
      @aidenyoon4692 5 лет назад +13

      @@angusfigra3499 ruclips.net/video/-iL_8pmEN3c/видео.html no pizza you say?

    • @DeliriumElectric
      @DeliriumElectric 5 лет назад +9

      Flat dough that's pan fried is just fried bread. Bloody delicious as long as you don't ruin it with tomato sauce. I'd just break it and top it with a bit of tzatziki

  • @MiguelMartinez-zk9wk
    @MiguelMartinez-zk9wk 3 года назад +4

    3 year pizza: first we hunt down ratatouille

  • @hkrw7
    @hkrw7 4 года назад +275

    3000 year pizza: “So first we discover agriculture..”

  • @wabbit4936
    @wabbit4936 4 года назад +116

    Comments
    95% 3 million year pizza: evolve wheat
    5% actually talking about the video or pizza

    • @wabbit4936
      @wabbit4936 4 года назад

      ooo highlited

    • @what-vr5gh
      @what-vr5gh 4 года назад +2

      This is not accurate 70% of the comments say stuff about 3 million year pizza and 30% of the comments talk about his Super Mario mustache

    • @saraprodan6341
      @saraprodan6341 4 года назад

      Tuna pizza.... NO just me?

    • @saintgarluth
      @saintgarluth 4 года назад

      1% trying to speak with italian accent....forget about it.

    • @313A9
      @313A9 4 года назад

      @@what-vr5gh liar he is mario

  • @karimabizeid
    @karimabizeid 5 лет назад +159

    "I'm Italian" yeah that moustache didn't lie

  • @channelnotfound.mp4620
    @channelnotfound.mp4620 4 года назад +5

    "3 minute pizza"
    *one minute later*
    "just let the pizza dough cook for a few minutes on each side"

  • @InfinitePlayer9
    @InfinitePlayer9 4 года назад +99

    11:10 "Sooomebody once told me the world is gonna roll me"

    • @natalkumar6132
      @natalkumar6132 4 года назад +2

      Peppa pig has lodged a complaint.

    • @billy1598
      @billy1598 4 года назад

      @@natalkumar6132 lmao what version is this?

    • @lqnars7614
      @lqnars7614 4 года назад

      Ya ain’t the sharpest tool in the sheeeeddddddddddd

  • @jaydenrodriguez7013
    @jaydenrodriguez7013 5 лет назад +468

    Chef Parmesan cheese is the king of cheese.
    Also chef: Doesn't add any parmesan to the 2 other pizzas.

    • @lars9925
      @lars9925 5 лет назад +15

      Parmesan isn't that good if you bake it.

    • @gabri_maybe
      @gabri_maybe 5 лет назад +12

      It’s only good For pasta,Here in Italy they Add Mozzarella,Not Parmesan

    • @tomiokagiyuu6641
      @tomiokagiyuu6641 5 лет назад +3

      Parmesan is nasty too me

    • @bloxxerplays4755
      @bloxxerplays4755 5 лет назад +2

      Whenever I make pizza I use mozzarella, not to mention the 2nd pizza was pizza margherita, so that would of had mozzarella anyways.

    • @chefj4042
      @chefj4042 5 лет назад +1

      just because its the best doesnt mean it works on everything...

  • @ttier4954
    @ttier4954 5 лет назад +286

    I thought the Scale was an iPad, I was so confused😂

  • @li-23
    @li-23 3 года назад +13

    (Looks at video) "I dunno... how do I know I can trust whoever they have cooking these pizzas?"
    (sees the glorious moustache)
    "Yup. This is legit"

    • @My2ra
      @My2ra 3 года назад

      Mario has entered the chat.